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July 29, 2005

Bozhe

Absurdist Learn Russian flash cartoon. Why do all the Russian-themed flash installations I find on the internet suffer from patchy-as-hell grammar? Also, from a sort of deliberate pointlessness, an intentional futility. (Do you remember the tomato-picking applet?)

Posted by michele at July 29, 2005 11:05 AM

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Since I don't really understand the point of all these Russian Flash applets, I figured that they were a sort of Russian humor.

Posted by: Елизавета at July 29, 2005 12:05 PM

haha yeah i think the tomato picking applet should win an oscar in flash category for dramatism.

Posted by: gweilo at July 29, 2005 3:21 PM

haha yeah i think the tomato picking applet should win an oscar in flash category for dramatism.

Posted by: Anonymous at July 29, 2005 3:26 PM

STOP PRESS!!!

I finished the apple picking applet thing. Am I really the first?

You have to look out for an orangey-brown tomato. When you crush that, the tank turns the same colour, and when the wombats go to eat...

They tell the farmer to be more careful - how can he expect them to eat rotten tomatoes? He admonishes them for living parasitically - 'you Australians are so lazy' - and tells them that everyone must contribute to society.
The wombats congregate briefly to discuss matters, and then one of them rolls a tomato to the farmer - a gesture gravid with significance.
That's it, just THE END screen left.
Do I win a prize?

Posted by: Calum at August 2, 2005 11:15 AM

Your prize is a rotten tomato, which is heading your way by first-class post even as I write this.

Posted by: Michele at August 2, 2005 1:52 PM

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