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February 2, 2006

Spy Rock Clearance Sale

Get your own today!

(I first came across this piece of landscaping genius in an inflight-shopping catalogue on a Continental flight from San Juan to Newark two weeks ago. Sadly, three and half hours wasn't nearly enough time to absorb all the wonders on offer, from "carpeted mobile pet steps" to help your little runt of a dog up onto your sofa, to a variety of home lie detector machines - a call to arms for suspicious spouses - and a sensory-overload morning alarm system, complete with vibrating pillow attachment, strobe light and some ridiculous number of decibels.

It occurs to me that, minus the pet steps, you've got the ingredients for a spy/interrogation/lite torture package right here.)

Posted by michele at February 2, 2006 12:34 PM

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Great - I could use those to keep a secret vodka stash in!

Posted by: RuKsaK at February 3, 2006 10:22 PM

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